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My Name is Jennifer
And I'm from Virginia.

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Can you pleaseread your favorite pokemon’s pokedex entry in a professor Oak voice?

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Instead of doing my favorite Pokemon’s entry, I did one of my favorite Pokedex entries in general.  Pokemon are terrifying.

jeshfronceschi:

if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

misha-bawlins:

jared-swagalecki:

limpcobra:

wing parts

I don’t know about wing parts

all I know is that touching them will get an angel off

necessary information in my life

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

What to do when you're...

  • Angry: play Animal Crossing
  • Sad: play Animal Crossing
  • Irritated: play Animal Crossing
  • Happy: play Animal Crossing
  • Excited: play Animal Crossing
  • Lonely: play Animal Crossing
  • Infatuated: play Animal Crossing
  • Heart-broken: play Animal Crossing
  • Murderous: play Animal Crossing

realcollegetips:

when preparing for a test, take lots of notes on the bottom of a snake. bring the snake to the exam. if the professor objects, put a little vest on it and say it is a service snake

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

elasmosaurus:

Sherlock, John, Moriarty, Irene and Molly.

Inspired by SDCClocked.

Edit: Now with Lestrade and Mycroft!

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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inverted-typo:

innerekonflikt:

how have I lived without seeing this

starryoak:

tdnocontext:

fobbishtwit:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

Also, adding onto that, Trent.

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Even though he moped for a while, the guy is cool enough to hang out with his ex and make jokes with her. Even though she gets together with Duncan just like he was afraid she would while they were dating, he still acts cool. He is like the anti-Dave/Courtney in terms of relationship breaking up. Trent is cool.

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy? you want daddy?
  • baby: d-d-DON'T CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME