Can you pleaseread your favorite pokemon’s pokedex entry in a professor Oak voice?
Instead of doing my favorite Pokemon’s entry, I did one of my favorite Pokedex entries in general. Pokemon are terrifying.
if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn
When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more
What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks
Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)
I don’t know about wing parts
all I know is that touching them will get an angel off
necessary information in my life
when preparing for a test, take lots of notes on the bottom of a snake. bring the snake to the exam. if the professor objects, put a little vest on it and say it is a service snake
why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals
Sherlock, John, Moriarty, Irene and Molly.
Edit: Now with Lestrade and Mycroft!
Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”
total drama gets it
That’s because it’s Canadian
We do it right.
Also, adding onto that, Trent.
Even though he moped for a while, the guy is cool enough to hang out with his ex and make jokes with her. Even though she gets together with Duncan just like he was afraid she would while they were dating, he still acts cool. He is like the anti-Dave/Courtney in terms of relationship breaking up. Trent is cool.